Pehchaan Kaun ??

I know, 25% of you would have been happier than usual during my long stint of absence, in the past 2 months, another 25% of you would have been jumping around with joy as though you scored a 100 percentile in CAT and yea the rest 49.9999% must have been celebrating thinking Mohit bhagwaan ko pyaara ho gaya. Saala, at last gayab toh hua, and would have spent thousands buying those cheap WWE postcards, mailing the news of my demise to you your worst enemies. Well to all I would say that it is too early to celebrate because I am back.I am in the ring to take another swing, this time rising like a phoenix from the graveyard on which your house stands today (seriously!! didn't you know your house stood on a graveyard?? Go dig it up to find carcasses). To a few misguided souls i.e. the remaining 0.1111% who read this nonsense and left a few comments here last time, I love you people. Please read this post of mine completely. :)

So, where was I so long, for so many days-missing! Well, they say when you are too confused in life you got to spend some time on your own to recuperate. Therefore that was all that I was doing all these days.

And I have been hanging around wearing shades all the time, inspired by this Telugu dude whom I met in the Andhra mess, very close to my house and as I had a small chat with this soon to be Telugu soap actor whose table manners incidentally had to be worse than mine, we made a mess on the table with the aloo curry and poories on a lazy Sunday morning and I found a reason or two for wearing sun glasses/shades or whatever you call them every time, all the time.


According to this actor 1) Wearing shades increases your marginal utility (economics class ki tuition shyaam ko 4 se 5 tak ) as a person and gives you the much required boost because you never know when you might get spotted by a Telugu director for an audition 2) It kind of darkens your view in a closed room like Andhra mess and kinda blinds you from a clean view of the kitchen here. Well, I always wondered why there was a dirty curtain hanging between the dining hall and the kitchen here, one peep inside through the tiny hole in the curtain is enough to make you feel you are pregnant and in the 5 month of pregnancy, puking stuff out 3)All popular Telugu actors constantly wear them all through-out the day be it Chiranjeevi, Venkatesh or Junior NTR. So, now I have made it a point to sleep with my shades on; you may never know, tomorrow you might spot me on E-tv and might also exclaim "Hai hai ni marjawa sweet lassi pi kar, ni ye kitna sona munda hain (Punjabi translation of what Telugu girls might exclaim) and I do not miss wearing them especially when I go to Andhra mess.


By the way from the time the owner of this mess has seen me having conversations with this soon to be Telugu actor,I have been getting complementary gifts in the form of extra poories for breakfast. I seriously do not know why this particular actor eats in this cheap place but it’s true that he enacts plays, serials etc the servers serve him with utter diligence and also wait patiently for tips. He has a Tata safari to his name and of course wears fast tracks goggles all the time.


Anyways a lot of water has flown under the bridge since my last post. I have now moved into a new flat, quite close to old, shaandaar, duplex apartment that I owned with my room mates; in fact I am jus next door to these old room mates of mine. GE is back from his pilgrimage (we do not call it an onsite assignment if it’s shorter than 4 months :)) and the GE law is already in place in our old house. This GE law was first introduced in the yr 2006, according to the GE law anything that stays motionless, stationary or still for more than 15 mins and continues to stay still with no intention of moving has to be loaded with some clothing of GE, GE's shirt, dhoti, lungi, underwear, socks et all. Human beings are no exception to this law and a snoring GA is always the target for ASH’s lungi. Visitors worry visiting our house and this explains one of the reasons why our numerous GFs prefer to meet us in Infosys rather than visiting our rooms. So while I move in with GE and ME in the new room me and ME face the challenge of our lives. We got to control this dude or inculcate the GE law in us.

Its jus three of us sharing a huge, massive, large 2 bedroom flat (in case u dint get the clue, we are all game for a fairer, waxed room mate, yes, especially the one smiling shyly at this line is whole heartedly invited to be our room mate) And there is no more of the morning-domestic-duties phobia hangover. Are you wondering what this morning-domestic-duties phobia is? Well, it’s a special kind of fear that arises out of a few things that happen in the morning rendering you incapable of committing yourself to your morning duties or making you do some water conservation like taking bath with half a bucket of water. These are things like the noisy fan coming to a stand still, and myriad rays of sun piercing our room through the windows making GA to stop his snores midway, ASH's dreams taking a violent turn and NG waking up with an explosion throwing up a few pillows around buried under which he sleeps everyday, Me, banging hard at the bathroom door and a grinning SH sinks even lower in his bath tub. And as the tap starts hissing, clearing its throat of dryness, a violent turn of events just then take place, NG and ASH collide running out of their bedrooms, a bouncy ASH sends NG bouncing back into his room and he himself tumbling down the stair case approaching the bathroom door with a knock so loud that would send an already troubled me into the hai-mujhe-koi-aisne-dekh-na-le-where-is-my-towel mode, fearing the break of the bathroom door, I hnad it over to a glaring ASH. Well, yes the events have been a little exaggerated to the extent of showing a fat Amrita Rao to look like slim Adnan Sami yet this is what an outsider would contemplate if he had heard the fights that take place in our flat on the account of using the bathroom first and these are the things that send me into a phobia, constipating me and allowing me to save precious water.

So while I am now free from all this, I also fear the doomsday when ME would break his consistency of waking up late and in an attempt to show consistency in increasing the number of hours he spends in bathroom would occupy it for eternity. GE and I, as usual have been adjusting dudes, we just blow up the whole bathroom with a few grenades and huge amounts of anger :D. I guess this, like the GE’s law is also a common problem in bachelor rooms all over the world.

We have also got 2 speakers now, thanks to GE on which I play my music on, flaunting around with the collection I have on my I pod. It took 1 whole month of refined, polished rock music to develop the taste buds of GE and ME for pink flyodish kind of music and make their kouthu music tilted ears to listen to the leads of Slash and Joe Perry. Now, ME asks for Bryan Adams and GE asks for Guns and Roses. Keep it up machas, keep improving, pretty soon you would feel curious about the feats achieved by Jimi Hendrix and Eric Clapton.By the way are you people interested in gazals? I have few, shall i play them ?? :)

So bhai logs thats pretty much that has been happening in my life. I do intend to get in touch with fellow bloggers soon :) Will read all your posts from top to bottom, till then aap IPL dekho aur main dektha hoon FRIENDS STAR WORLD par before anyone else shoots me and snatches the remote from my hand ;)