Meri choiche!!!!

It's high time I described the type of girls I crave in for or let me say I would share company with or to be more zhatka type , the type of girl I would like to marry(laga na zor ka zhatka dheere se!!!).It's high time cause right from the time I have become young ,I mean I have started admiring the opposite sex ,a numerous times I have been asked this question, on chat and on the numerous friendship sites I find a lot of girls(who knows they are guys posing questions like a girls)asking the same questions over an over again. I need a change just like the viewers of KBC who are now welcomed by SRK and not the Big B .So therefore I decided put down my interests in this blog and going to post the URL everywhere, I mean on T-shirts, bikes and yes not to forget, The ever going crazy friendship sites too. Nice marketing strategy, only that the product here is "my type of girl" a slightly different one.

Well It’s a very intriguing question though, and a very interesting one to those whose passions are to know the opposite sex better. Well for me who is as lazy as Kumbarakarnan of Mahabartha, from opening my mouth to the thinking process that involves this very question is a very tiresome one, as tiresome as an endurance jog to an Olympiad. Well at the end of it all, it makes me feel good just like any hard workout to a satisfied athlete, as I feel good that at least some girl*(comments below) is taking interest in my ever boring philosophical identity! Therefore keeping my speech and reasons short, I dedicate this blog to my friends (girls & guys), family, to the girls specially that sparked this thought in me.

My interest in girls dates back to the year 1947(no doubetdetly, I was exaggerating).My first crush had been in school obviously, Though I was a shy guy but still had started admiring a girl and this admiration of mine dates back to 1991(if I remember the year right).So the journey that started in 1991, trying to understand the ever confusing breed named "woman". I have come a long way but still more bewildered as I was before I started of on my journey! (we shall get deeper into the breed woman later in some other blog).However just like the idiom goes” learn from your mistakes" I have learned a lot and can now clearly define the thing that would make feel attracted to a girl.

Apart from the biological stuff, inteligence and common sense literally will pull me towards a female. I am no rocket scientist who is on the verge of making a launch vehicle all by him but common sense and maturity I surely look for. Of course you guessed it rite "opposites attract”. I would always love to share company with whom I can learn something. Who might make me feel competitive and of course tease the "male" ego of mine? (By the way I am a very egoistic individual eh …. Beware!!!)

I am guy who would need absolute un-divided warmth and attention and who does take interest in the giving the other person the same.Yea, I know I do sound like some marriage councilor but then describing your tastes in women precariously touches the same lines of a marriage too though one cannot get everything from a relationship and has to adjust a bit .Well as far as strong emotions are considered .I am as unwilling and as adamant as the Tata's on the Corus acquisition .I would love to have a wife or a girl friend or at least a company(considering that I hold none at present) who can impress me with all the above said things. It’s indispensable for one to not to sound like the Hindi film

heroes whose favorite lines would be "mughe meri maa jaaisi biwi chahiye." Well we are the person today the way we have been brought up by our parents and therefore it’s unavoidable from my perspective to not to have girl who is not organized, systematic, careful and considerate. I am as cribby as the newly wed bride about her clothes when it comes to these issues. Well carelessness turns me off just as disoriented minds and confused individuals (opposites attract!).

Who likes Aishwarya Rai .I am sure even the second graders would like a piece of that Chinese melon. A lot of wooers for the lady though she is married now but I wouldn't like a girl who is beautiful like Ash (Thank you, thank you ...for the standing ovation), a cute and a smart lady would do(main zyada nahi mangatha).Well that one goes again for the fact that opposites attract. If I had a girl friend like Aishwarya Rai, I would be spending rest of my life in inferiority. Needless to say I am a confident person who possess a high self esteem, as high as that of a crow which is daring enough to see itself in the mirror occasionally but when it comes to combining looks with self esteem I suffer like the Indian bowlers at the hands of Australian batsmen. However abiding my the standards of morality and living up to the expectation of me being a very refined person I have learnt how to make my weakness into strengths and therefore I like girls who are cute rather than the beautiful even though they are bold. Well that "high society" feel was given to the lines above to show that I am refined in case the readers are thinking that I am going to play the same trick again of “opposites attract".

Sporting abilities- Again my expectations are as low as possible. The girl I wish to spend my life with me should have a bit of flexibility too. My life is not gonna be a “dukhi dastan” if I land up loving some log of wood.Well, opposites attract I am no Michael Jordan or Roger fedrer but sure I can run better than a duck and would also like my girl to have at least a bit of interest in sports even if she cannot run but get up in the morning to at least walk. Well I have a forgettable memory, the passion and strong emotions qualities that I mentioned few lines back extend to the bed and love making process also. life is interesting when your partner can teach you a thing or two about love making too (naughty smile).

As I said everything is not possible in one package so as to say that one has to be contented with whatever one gets. It’s an amazing fact that our parents who have produced very much right products in the form of us weren't in love and most have been happy through arranged marriages. The process of discovering and knowing a person after marriage has its own taste though most of us now think that the idea of getting married to a person whom you don’t know is virtually impossible.

If the above lines made you feel that I am a very stable person and all that jazz, well let me tell you one thing the above said thing does not count towards you getting a girl of your type and being happy. All that I wrote was utter nonsense and was just to make myself feel a bit exercised after an awful lunch that I had in my workplace and therefore I am right now victimizing everybody in my workplace passing on the links of my blog marketing "my type of girl" .I am sure no one has the patience to go through my blog as in the past one year I haven't received a comment about them. Well I thought might as well do some social work by making them digest their food by making them do mental exercise as to what "opposites attract" means. For the female bloggers if you suit the description that I have given in the blog I mean anything opposite of mine, you can always drop in a mail to skullz03@gmail.com.

*None has taken but still I write as If this is dedicated to my female fans.